Finish the game without being dismembered
Don't forget: you're here forever.
Watch Heskel escape yet again
BSOD the Friend-Bot
Locate the leftovers
Destroy all the tombstones in the graveyard
Ring the bell
Eradicate the Urban Eradicator
Evade the GDF
What a thrill!
Clear the canal blockage
Kill 20 enemies with the dart
Run over 50 cultists with the Road Ripper
Complete the shooting range mini-game in the mall
Get canned by the GDF
Obliterate the water tower
Knock down the building
Complete a game of billiards
Step onto the dance floor
Hit the attacking ship with a grenade for spilling your drink
Find 50 of Dick's secret stashes
Admire the Red Eagle
Unaffordable housing
A dream of a Black Lodge
Defeat Dr. Heskel
Find the secret lab
Clear the lab of Warmechs
Survive Heskel's horribly overdesigned trap
Ow!
Separate the Twins
Get a bullseye
Find the Elephant's Foot
Reach the secret level
Defeat the Revenant 8991-PX
Find Roy's final resting place
Decapitate 100 enemies
Eat 30 slices of pizza
Drink 20 cans of soda
Collect all weapons
Demolish Heskel's oversized security droid
Survive the onslaught
Get 3 Strikes (3 or more killed) with Bowling Bombs
Kill 30 flying enemies with explosives
Kill 20 spiders with the Electrifryer
Kick 20 severed heads
Stomp 20 cockroaches
Step out of the bar
Complete the game on Maximum Fury difficulty
Proof that you've done it all
Unlock all achievements in the base game